Starfox Rap. The first Stanza. (Dark Ice Mines)
Cruisin through the system
General Pepper calls, I don't wanna diss him
Looks like a planet's in trouble
So I gotta be there on the double
Pick up a staff hit a sharpclaw in the balls
at Thorntail hollow
Though my hoverbike falls
Tricky's gotta follow
Talked to Guranda Te
Who's daughter's so lame
Gotta get the spellstone in outer space
But his daughter's still there and she's gotta be saved
Tricky blows some fire on some ice cap
But wait- oh snap
It's some lizzard called the Galdon
So when I get the stone, man it smells sour
I take the Spellstone back but I got a Spirit
So I take it to the palace so I can free it
While I'm there I check out some blue chick
but Peppy's gotta hate, so I'm like "what the frick"
Starfox Rap Stanza 2. (Cloud Runner Fortress)
So after all that I decided to head up to the beach for a tan
But to my surprise, what I was forced to find
None other than (pause)
Another Gatekeeper in a bind
Well it looks like I'm alone on this one
Cause Tricky is a racist and he wont have much fun
So to my surprise, I'm back in space
To meet this Scalez prick face-to-face
So I'm stuck in jail and it didn't go as planned
But Slippy helps me out with a bomb and a giant fan
He also hooks me up with a nifty suite
So now I'm all MGS, dude
It looks like the Queen's trapped again
And not just her, this time it's her kin
But I'd rather do anything other than
Play a stupid flute in the band
So I finally found Scales
But he had to run away
And in supplying me with a boss battle, he fails
So now I'm stuck in a bike race all damn day.
This rap song is being credited by arwing ace 813 on arwinglanding.net